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How exactly is one expected to abide by all the rules and do the right thing when such Sweet Tempation exists in this world?
This my friends is what Pure Evil is made of:
What I wouldn't give to sink my teeth into this Big Juicy Honking Burger. Nevermind that the caloric intake on one of these babies is almost more than someone my size should consume in an entire day.
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: 1 sandwich • 399g
Amount Per Serving
Calories - 1060
Calories from Fat - 620
Total Fat - 69g
Saturated Fat - 27g
Trans Fat - 3g
Cholesterol - 185mg
Sodium - 1540mg
Total Carbohydrate - 53g
Dietary Fiber - 4g
Sugars - 9g
Protein - 56g
Yes, this Burger embodies every one of the Seven Deadly Sins. Allow me to illustrate:
Envy – I envy the person who can eat this burger with no regret
Sloth – I would be feeling very slothful after eating this burger
Gluttony – I would be a big old glutton to chow down on this burger
Wrath – I would have to incur the wrath of my conscious if I ate this burger
Pride – I would be damn proud to eat this burger!
Lust – I am in total mouth watering Lust over the thought of consuming every square inch of this burger as it's delectable juices explode in my mouth!!
Greed – I would get very Greedy if I actually ate this burger because I’m afraid I would enjoy it so much that I would want to go back for more and more and I may never get enough..
Question of the day - Why must everything we desire that is delicious and decadent in life be somehow hazardous to our health? Just ONCE I'd like to indulge in something this juicy and feel zero guilt over it. Just once.
Lauren commented April 25, 2005 10:07 PM
why must you post this evil thing?
Janesca commented April 26, 2005 08:32 AM
I hear ya. I do indulge which is why I've done so well my 30th time at weight watchers snort! You only live once. So indulge once in a while! Eat a salad tomorrow. haha!
Lori commented April 26, 2005 08:53 AM
Lauren, it's ALL Toni's fault!! She sent me the link yesterday afternoon and now it's all I can think about...
Toni commented April 26, 2005 03:36 PM
I stumbled acrossed it on another blog - couldn't resist sending to the person I know who loves cheeseburgers! Just visualize the fat in the sandwich going directly to your stomach, hips or thighs and you'll be able to resist.
Nicole commented April 26, 2005 05:12 PM
UGH. that is sick. You actually think that looks good? Maybe it's just me, because i don't like meat very much, but that really looks gross. I do like the way they look in commericals tho, that makes me hungry. You should come to california where the food tastes like air and sunshine. ha ha. Well, at least we've got sushi and there's no fast food restaurants in my neighborhood and there are like 5 gyms. ha ha. silly fruits and nuts.
Nicholas commented April 28, 2005 11:57 AM
Dahhling! That is nasty! I can feel my arteries clogging as I look at that burger.