ROFLMAO! You definitely have someone's number! Looking forward to more on this topic!

Number 10 should be number 1

You forgot my brother's favorite trick. The "I dont think my friends will like you so I'd better either keep you locked in my room or leave you". That poor chick stayed locked away in his room never really going anywhere with him in public for about 8 years! It wasnt until he replaced her with some equally ditzy 19 year old who he started to take out to dinner all the time that she realized that she'd been duped into sleeping with a jerk. Apparently she wasnt smart or pretty enough to be seen with his friends so he had to upgrade to someone younger with bigger boobs and equally low self esteem.

When guys take off for stupid reasons I consider it a blessing. Who the hell needs a baggage riddled schmuck who cant keep it up more than 2 and a half minutes. Thats not even worth taking your panties off for. Been there, done that. Its a yawn. I've seen it all, but whats worse is when they dont call you because you WONT sleep with them immediately. Thats my favorite. "Let me be completely obvious that I only care about my pecker. I apparently still think Im in the frat house in college and therefore should have young sorority hobags falling at my feet. Rufies anyone?"

Wow Janesca, bitter much?

Well this is nice, I cant believe this blog is being used to campaign for your personal relationships. #1- I have been busy as hell, and I have explained my situation as to my lack of freedom. #2- I dont believe you had been totally honest with me in regards to your volcano like abilities, and I cant really comment on the body thing because you held a pillow over yourself the whole time. You are a shy person that has promoted being otherwise. #3- I am a dog lover....always have been. Now in an approximate 30 minute time span of foreplay, no less than 15-20 times you were totally interrupted by Pugsley, trying to make a pillow wall for him, pushing him away, switching him to the other side, etc. Mostly followed by a "No Pugsley" and 20 seconds later, he was back again, twice wet willying my ear, once licking my hip, and climbing all over me to get to you. That is not normal, eventually I think you put Pugs outside and get yours. As far as the prematureness, guilty,but is was after a half hour of this frustration, as well as a couple of months of sexual tension and alot of masturbation. The defense rests.

Is that what this is....a relationship? Hmmmm, and where was I during the 30 minutes of claimed foreplay? I can only recall about 5. I'm sure if it was longer, the volcano would have erupted as predicted. For the record, the pillows were for blocking Pugsley. Stop blaming the dog!!!!

The defense presents a good case, but the prosecution still wants to know - do any of the crimes fit the punishment of no follow-up call?

Are you kidding me, I was down there for a long time, you are blatantly lying......as far as the dog, if you are in the midst of sex and your partner 20 times decides to stop and change the channel(or anything else comparable) eventually you get frustrated. As a test for all your female readers.....go home tonight and ignite passion with your partner, every minute, stop him for 10 seconds to channel surf, then have him start again, and see if there is a finish in store for you. THe no phone call was not a punishment or anything deserved, it was a bad schedule and a confusion on my part as to what I was dealing with.

now....we are getting down to it. so the infamous Colin finally speaks....where have you been man? what I want to know is will there be a rematch between you two and will she blog about it....it sounds like it will be a good one if you dont' kill each other first...

Colin, I don’t quite have you figured out yet… you’re either a glutton for punishment or you’re naïve in thinking that you can rationalize with this crowd. Of course Lori is going to use this blog to talk about her personal relationships…not sure about any campaigning going on. Heck, it was not all that long ago that we got the sordid details of a bikini wax. If she can type that out for the world to see, why can’t she blow some steam about her frustrations? Judging by the list they’re adding up a bit. It sounds to me that you both need to have a rematch when you can find some time. Lori, you’re gonna hate me but lock Pugsley out. (Dog lover or not – wet willys are unfair and distracting!) Colin, no resting for the defense – the jury is still out, you got work to do. Until then I for one am enjoying the antics of the She-Woman Man Haters club (although I’m happily married)!
Signed,
A Fellow SWMH Henchwoman
P.S. If its true that you were channel surfing Lori DO NOT turn on the TV or change the channel in round 2! ;-)

Reality check - a dog who has never been put outside the bedroom in 11 years suddenly he gets shut out and doesn't understand why. Here is what will happen people - He sits outside the door, crying, whimpering, scratching to get in.

Is this supposed to somehow be less of a distraction?? I'm not happy to see one of my fellow henchwomen defecting to the other side on this one either!

I think a Pigs Ear will do the trick next time...Feed Barn -- Here I come!!

I dont have a choice but to kick my little doggie girlfriends out of the room. Mike cant even hug me without Josie, AKA "The Warden" getting into a barking fit and physically pushing us apart. You may think shes trying to protect me from getting hurt.. but no.. shes protecting him. I think shes confused as to who's boyfriend he is! haha! Must be the table scraps he sneaks her all the time. Luckily for me we can go upstairs and sometimes the little hairy chicklets choose not to follow us.

Hey Lori
There's always a motel!

Colin, you should never be confused when it comes to dealing with women and return phone calls. Especially after an intimate situation has occured. SWMH rule # 1 is aside from death in the immediately family, a phone call acknowledging the event within 2-3 days max is expected. Are you saying you were so busy you couldn't find a spare 5 minutes - even given your lack of freedom and busy schedule claims? It does sound highly suspect to me.

you women are all nuts 20+ minutes of breathing through my ears with no results, and I am to blame. Mens headquarters is disgusted

Now that I've gotten everyone's attention and you all seem to be enjoying the stories here at pugsplace (and who knows for sure how much is fact and how much is fiction... )
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Colin -- in the time it's taken you to post these comments, you could have called at least 3 times.

Please remind men's headquarters you were lucky to have 20 mins at bat -- when I finally made it up to the plate, I only got about 40 seconds.

this is the fundamental difference between men and women, somewhere between 20 minutes and 40 seconds.

the prosecution rests.

For the record 40 seconds doesnt include the bj and door knocking...blue is blue. Janesca, your an angry person, why is that?????

Wow. When I asked for more on the topic - you guys didn't disappoint! Colin, I'll agree that there may have been some distractions which may have resulted in subpar performance; however, there has been many opportunities to try again and it sounds like you won't take 5 minutes to even place a call...despite having the time to surf on the site. Seriously, what's up with that? Please don't say busy schedules and what not -- you managed to find a way to get there the first night.

Work is slow so be ready to read... haha

Firstly, if you knew me you'd know my sense of humor, but you dont so you cant really understand. Im not saying that to be a wench or offend you or anything, its just how I am. Im loud. haha! Lori and Toni know me really well, they can probably see the flying gestures in their heads haha!

I can vent and scream just as well about men as I do about politics, or any other topic.. pick one and watch me go to town! I think I get that from my father.. but I digress..

And my comments had absolutely nothing to do with you personally, or the situation with Lori. She and I havent talked about you at all, in fact I heard your name for the first time a few weeks back in the blog. Not to go singing Carly Simon on you or anything, but I was the 2nd person to comment so that was before anyone even really got to the nitty gritty of what this post was all about. (So cut me a little slack before you attack me with your samurai sword okey dokey?)
Back to my "anger", which really is a joke because I laugh more than anyone I know, I've seen it all my friend, and not all has been experienced by me. I waited for the right guy for a long time, and did get stuck spending a little too long with people who just werent right for me. Most of my life experience has been seen through having to comfort friends and relatives jilted by those who dont respect their feelings. Its tough to be the friend picking up the pieces all the time.
As for ripping up men in general... Its a girl thing, we rip up the guy whos doing the hurting. Its just what we do. Us ladies stick together and do what it takes to pick up the pieces and move on. If you dont laugh, you'll cry and who the hell really wants to sit around watching lifetime and sobbing about what could have been. Usually the guy involved isnt privy to the information we throw out there, so I think lori is beyond brave to post that information where you are likely to read it.

And its even harder to be the one wondering why someone isnt giving you the time of day for something beyond your control. My recent "anger", "angst", "bitterness" comes a lot from living in the same space as my brother while he slept with 2 girls AT THE SAME TIME (in the same bed all together) in the room next to mine. I can finally laugh about it because it really is ridiculous.. If you ever saw what hes like you'd understand. Try getting up for 6 AM for work when you're listening to a porn in the making next door. There isnt enough coffee in the world to make that tolerable. There is money if I had been smart enough to get out the webcam and make a couple bucks.. but anyway, Its finally over now and I commented to give Lori the good news, but in my good old Janesca sarcastic style. Wouldnt be me without it! I have a very hard time when girls tolerate crap from guys like those girls did with him. Its all about brushing yourself off and moving onwards and upwards until you find what makes you happy. Everyone does it in different ways, some of us choose to vent and make jokes about it. Some write things in blogs, just be glad that we're not the tire slashing types haha!

Lori, Things will come around for you the way they did for me. A lot of it is really just luck and being in the right place at the right time. You'll find someone right for you, I did. :o) If you think someone is worth it, go for it. Im always here for you if you need to vent or blow of steam. You've certainly heard my sagas again and again.

FYI: Henchwoman in training is me too... Theres always a solution. Sometimes a little laughter and/or kicking and screaming is needed to pull oneself together and get on to being happy again! Life is too short to be all serious about stuff we cant change.

Hey where were you guys when I offered the Guest Blogging last Friday?? You have better stuff to write about here than me!
Live Guest Blogging will be offered again this Friday and I'll expect to see you all there.

Janesca - glad to hear the your real life porn drama is over...and you didn't even need to go on Springer :)

Work was madness last week. I couldnt think of anything to talk about for your guest thing. Thats why I live vicariously through you chickee! Mike and I are B-O-R-I-N-G. (Though I am getting my Brazilian tonight and we're going away for another of our famed "booty weekends" Lets just hope the boy doesnt have a heart attack when hes blinded by my pasty white (and soon to be hairless) skin!) God willing this place wont have an in-room waterfall or free porn like that other scary place! That was so ridiculous, and really hilarious! That was the last time I let him book a room. What do you expect from a place called "The Stickett Inn", kidding there, but if I opened a sleazy motel thats what I would name it for sure. If it was in Jamaica I would call it "The Jammit Inn" But thats a whole other story..

Can I just tell you tempted I was to put my brothers story on Dr. Phil... I had the link online and everything. HA! It would have been another proud moment for my parents thats for sure!

are you tellling me that your brother was dating 2 different girls and somehow convinced them both to make it a mutual 3some?? Thats incredible. What county did this take place in?? BTW I was just getting on you a bit Janesca, you seemed a little nuts and I wanted to hear your cries. Good luck with the Brazil treatment, As for my time Toni, Maybe you are right, but this is easier to answer at work, rather than on the phone for privacy purposes. And for the record again, it has been an ego hit for me this whole ordeal, premature is one thing on a first shot, but 20 minutes...I can touch my nose with my tongue for gods sakes, I would have bet my house on this situation never happening, I left thinking she was sent here to break my sometimes overconfident male ego, like a robotic female warrior with no hot spots. So that adds to it all.

Only in America my friend can the skinniest boy with the biggest nose and feet you have ever seen nail 2 chicks at once.. in my parents house no less! And I dont mean just like once.. I mean like every night for at least 8 months. He even brought them to family events, imagine how fun it was to try and explain that one to my grandmother! How that boy had the energy to keep up with them is beyond me. He was like a cult leader. Had them taking their birth control pills on the same day so they would have the same cycle because god forbid he not have them both available at the same time. Loooony Tunes! Rule was they couldnt see anyone else but he had them both. He always said "Big nose big hose" and he wears a size 13 shoe so perhaps he had something to offer! HAHA! Jerry Springer's got nothing on my family!

As for Lori's hotspots, I wouldnt give up just yet. Perhaps you should whisk her away for a weekend and see what a little extra privacy can do for you both.

Janesca, could you please stop putting big ideas in Colin's head about threesomes? He has enough trouble trying to satisfy one woman.

Wow! This is quite an amazing entry. Look how much comments it has generated. Women have always had the thing about ragging on men, but I have to agree with them. Most men are scum. Even gay males are the same as hetero males. It's all the same. God only gave men enough blood to operate one organ, and ya'll know which one it is.

Colin, you sound like a decent man from what I've heard, but the longer you prolong not attempting to fix this mishap, the more out of control it will become. Just be a man and face up to it and if you want to, make it right, if not, at least let a girl know. She has the right to know, I am sure you would want to know if you were in her shoes. There are 24 hours in a day, you're telling me you couldn't find 5 minutes to call, email, or text or anything? I find that really hard to believe.

I know I am a guy and I should be on your side, but being gay gives me more of a perspective into the world of women, and I can see where they get disgusted. Reverse the situation and put yourself in the other persons shoes, and maybe you'll see where all this came from. Good Luck!

Nicky, please keep in mind, if we go to civil war, man vs. woman, mano a womano, you, no matter what your sexual preference, have to line up on our side of the battlefield. Please keep this in mind during the course of your life, and try to keep with the male perspective. I would hate to see that day come, and you be tarred and feathered as a traitor, or worse yet, taken out by friendly fire.

Colin, if there was a war between men and women. I would side with the women, because if man ruled the world, it would be a belligerent world. Where if women ruled the world, there would be peace. Yeah I may be a traitor and tarred and feathered, and for that I may suffer the consequences. But in my heart, I will know that I was fighting for a better cause. So get off your high horse. You fucked up and there's nothing can do about it.

Wow Lori, I bet you didn't expect all of this to be said?

I do have a comment on the list though, I really think alot of it's true. No offense to the men out there but really it is true!

Obviously Nick I hit a sore spot with you, I was having fun with this, not riding a high horse. But I will make a deal w/ you, I'll stay off my high horse if you stay off your gay horse. Lauren, I will definitely agree some of this is true, especially #2, I am actually going to do a womans list and see if you women can admit to some.

Deal Colin. The gay horse is in the stable. :)

Awesome.. now I have that Ginuwine song stuck in my head..

Ride it.. My pony.. My saddles... waitin... Come and... Jump on it!!

just like that Janesca, minus the waiting, and reversing the order of the last two.

Never a dull moment in the day and life of Lori's blog. However, are we making any headway with this -- Colin, what's next?!? Any chance to make things right? Go for round two? Is it going to be all talk and no action? Tell...what's the plan!

the no tell hotel, no Pugs, (also never mentioned here, but her mom was upstairs, although I was assured by the blog queen that she DOUBTED she would come down.) Neutral ground and she cums first.

No tell hotel -- clever! Lori sounds like you have an invite!

If Colin wanted to suggest a hotel, he should call and ask or better yet, an in-person invite to suggest such a thing. He should not make this any seedier than it already is by extending an invitation in comments via a third-party...and speaking of seedy, it cannot be one of those ghetto places with heart shaped tubs and a slot for quarters to make the bed jiggle.... It better be the fucking Waldorf or Plaza after making me work this hard

Ohhhhhhh now you want privacy, after you used your blog and your top 10 to openly publicize the encounter, and make this a public bashing of your onesided view......as well as announcing to the world that I didnt ring the bell, you made this bed, now you have to be laid on it.

HO-TEL! Colin, she isn't a two bit prostitute. C'mon now, she's a lady. I've heard your halo has been set aflame. At this point your like sandwich meat and you're deciding which piece of bread you wanna stick to. Whether is gulden's or grey poupon. Go for the better tasting mustard. The gulden's has got to go!

Colin Colin, so much to teachyou so little time.. The original post was seemingly generic, you made it Colin-specific by launching into your defensive tyrade of endless excuses. Nobody ever would have known jack if you didn't let your Alpha Male ego do you in once again.

Nicholas - love the ho-tel! Wish I would have thought of it! I second you with Lori being a lady. Although, in this situation where there are claims of distraction - I say an evening away, on neutral ground - with a little wining and dining and some attention paid to Lori - it could be the spoiling that she deserves...instead of a wham bam thank you mam!

or you premeditated a trap to engage me in a battle that would not only be entertaining to your blogger union, but also something they could interact with and manipulate. I wonder if you are smart enough to do that?? My gut says no fuckin way, but if you are some blog mastermind and this is a step toward blog fame, I want to be cut in. t would be more impressive if I wasnt real at all just a webbet in onlinewebbet show.

If was in a similar position ( no pun intended) I would have thrown in the towel before it got started. How can you expect a good performance with the MOTHER upstairs. Are we in high-school? Another thing, if the dog is so important that it can't be locked in the bathrooom for an hour then you are wasting your time .... The first time it jumped on the bed all intimacy is lost. SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE A CHOICE! What is more important in their life, the dog or a man. There is only one alpha in a pack!

first of all in regards to the mother, unless the real estate market goes back to where it was in the early 90's OR my boss doubles my salary, there is not much control I have over that situation at the moment.

second, any guy who expected me to choose between him and Pugsley, would NOT be a guy worth having in my opinion. Colin has known this about me since the first day we met and based on your IP address and where you are coming from.....I'm guessing that you know this about me too.

ManDate, ManDate -- trying to make an argument without all the facts and then hiding behind a made up name to boot. It's clear that you don't know Lori and all the circumstances. Lori failed to mention in her post that she doesn't SHARE a home with her mother -- they have separate living arrangements similar to a duplex - mother lives on top; Lori lives in lower apartment. So... when my elderly sick parents move in with me I should expect that I'll never have a satisfying sex life! Please.

and...your reference to high school -- anyone who is so shallow to think a woman has to make choices b/w things she cares so strongly about is high school.

Colin knew the circumstances -- even that the dog would be all in his face from a previous visit (and post) -- bottom line was that he didn't perform -- shouldn't use it all for excuses. As a mother of two and a previous pet owner -- I know obstacles and still come out satisfied!

Nice try with the Unipeak Mandate, but all it did was expose you even further for who really are. Get a life.

I thought reader opinion and perspective was welcomed here? Somebody had to stick up for Colin especially with all the man bashing taking place! I guess I hit a sore spot.

It is welcomed here, that's why I didn't delete your first comment. But you were being mean and sneaky and I had to call you on it. I'll agree to a truce if you do. I don't enjoy being a hostile person, it's a waste of my energy that I could better spend on other things. My mind is open to all opinions. I just have a very low tolerance for being judged, mocked, and two-faced behavior.

So...if you agree to stop with all the b.s., then I'll lift the IP ban and welcome your future comments.

Deal?

I agree, my post was a bit "mean" but, I was trying to provide a REAL no BS point of view from an outside perspective. As far as "sneaky", I don't give out my email to anyone, I get enough spam as it is, so if that is a requirement I understand.

so, its been a week...anything happen between you two yet? you cant just leave us hanging after all this.

It does not matter what happened the 1st time. The point is that Colin did not call again. That is just a total lack of respect for Lori. That is just as bad as if Colin called her and she did not call him back. If someone displays that much of lack of respect for you then you should have enough self respect to say that good bye, you're too good for them and move on no matter how interested you are in them. If this is how they treat you now what is going to happen 5 or 10 years down the road when you’re married. This does not just apply to Lori, but all you women and men. No call (or return call), Fuck them! Life is too short.