holy shit....whoever this was about if you keep her waiting you are an IDIOT!

This was very intense but very good writing. You aer very brave to let us look into your world like assuming this was written about a real subject and if it's make believe, that's one lively imagination.. LOL

SL,
you may recall that your brother has a weak theory regarding women carrying a squirrel gene. We're supposedly the gender that is indecisive. For example, how many times has he pulled that lovely little gem out at a party?
“Women and squirrels have a lot in common…you ever see a squirrel cross the road… which way do I go? …. which way do I go?...yup, just like a woman!”

This story of yours just goes to show indecisiveness doesn’t discriminate! Hope it goes the way you want it… April, just for the record (as her sis I can tell you this writing is pure fact)

Dahhling... two words... COLD SHOWER!

Dahling, based on the "What Kind of Girl Are you" test that you just took-- you can't talk to me about cold showers ....my drive is much higher than yours :)

Talk to the hand Dahling, talk to the hand..

Wow! very intense. I hope he listens to this!

very nice lor. id make a play for you myself if i went for women. unfortunatly, ive got my hands (etc.) full with men.

Hmmmm, this last comment does't sound like Liam at all. He does call me Lor, but I happen to know for a fact he isn't gay....he dated one of my girlfriends about 8 years ago. I can also confirm (from my gf) that he has longer than average "stroke distance". From what I heard, the guy makes Tommy Lee look like a eunuch.

My guess is someone else posted with his name.

Thanks for the defense Lor, plus I would never spell unfortunately wrong. Unfortunately there are 2 fraudelent situations here, an impersonator, and an embellisher. UNFORTUNATELY I saw the Tommy Lee video, therefore your girlfriend? has either a bad memory, or she was drunk when we were together and I slipped a space shuttle into the festivities.

I confirmed by the IP address that Anon guy was posting as Liam and I've banned him from the blog. This guy is a troll who appeared shortly after the USA Today article. He started making inappropriate comments before with the Bully stick entry and Bikini wax. I let it go and deleted his comment b/c when people get ugly with Pugsley I draw the line.

And now he is stealing other readers email addresses. That is grounds for dismissal. Loser. Three other readers have chimed in telling me to block him. So I'm making an executive decision to remove him from the blog. C-ya Anon Guy, Bullwinkle@rocky.net, pug@pugpug.pug, Delphic Oracle, and every other Multiple Personality you call yourself. You are not welcome here anymore.

Liam -- hate to call you out on this -- but you spelled "Fraudelent" wrong. And, If what you say is true, maybe my friend was just blinded by lust and didnt notice or she could have embellished to make you look good.

SL - I am familiar with the squirrel gene theory but in this case I don't think it is applicable.

Nick -- you are totally gay and totally FUNNY. You make me laugh everytime I see you or talk to you.

Scallywag -- Where the hell are you, don't they have internet connection in IdaHO???

P.S. the subject of this short never showed up at my doorstep last night. I am sticking with my "action not words" stance.

The only thing that matters is "actions" Words are nothing but empty air. I was watching Oprah yesterday, yes I do occasionally watch Oprah lol. On it they had some guy on who wrote a book, "He's Just Not Thant Into You" or something like that. Women were telling him about their situations with men, and it was always so obvious from the man's actions that he wasn't "That Into Her" but the men all talked a good game. The author kept trying to point that out, who cares what he says, its about about how he behaves. If a man tells you, you are the love of his life but doesn't treat you like that, then its just noise. Actions, Actions, Actions that's all that really matters.

Joe -- once again brining it back to the topic! Proof that for every troll out there in blogland is a welcomed reader..
Isn't it true what you say..my first instinct as a woman is to jump in and say "but he has his reasons, it's complicated, it's different, you don't understand" But then I stop myself because I remember it's not that complicated. If he fucking wanted me that bad, he would move mountains to get me. Period.

Sorry I missed Oprah, that is a great book. Might write one myself one of these days.

Lori, don't beat yourself up over looking at the other side and trying to justify -- that's part of our instincts to want to take care of, making excuses for, nurture --- plus, when you feel so strongly about something or someone -- it makes you nearly accept anything. Having said that, I do still believe in actions speak louder than words and I agree - if someone wants to be with you, speak to you or whatever - they'll find the time - even if it's a 5-minute phonecall from the bathroom stall!

If a man won't move heaven and hell to be with you now, he never will later.
We can't control who we fall in love with, but we can control what we do about it. So many people think that just because they love someone they should be with them, and that is completely false. Love is obviously a necessary part of a successful relationship, but it's just one part of many. So just remember if he's not doing something for you now, he won't later, it's the nature of men, we are at our best in the beginning of a relationship, so if this is his best, cut the line and let him swim away. Men don't fundementally change, we may change slighty here or there, we may mellow, but our fundemental nature rarely changes.

I want to be on Oprah like that guy LOL. I suggest Lori and I write a book on relationships, a he said she said. On the top a caricture of me shouting "GET A CLUE" bottom opposite corner, caricture of Lori saying, "But you don't understand he........" A extremely hard hitting, funny book that is a wake up call to women and everyone else in general about relationships. Along with my other book idea, "Love: We are always 16" and for men "How to Whip the Pussy" subtitle "For Men Whose Balls are in their Woman's Nightstand Drawer" On the cover a picture of a penis with a crown on it, labeled the Scepter of Power LOL. All tongue in cheek ladies, all tongue in cheek LOL :)

One correction on the book collaboration. I wouldn't be in the bottom corner (reference final scene from Dirty Dancing, Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner) and I wouldn't be making excuses for any man......Maybe I'm at the top with a megaphone shouting "Ladies Never Settle - Here's Why and How !!!"

Also next to the Penis wielding Scepter of Power (pictured in black, white, and muted grays) would be an image of a vagina colored in vibrant shades of deep pink, purple and reds with the subcaption -- Giver of Life, Ruler of Mankind.

The hard hitting , funny part I agree with.

Yeah, yeah, women always have to bring up the giver of life thing LOL As far as rule of mankind, well that is true, as much as I try to teach guys otherwise, think with your head, ummmmmm the one attached to your shoulders LOL As a wise man once said though, its amazing how that little mound can move mountains. lol

Joe and Lori -- I think you guys are onto something here! Maybe the book writing idea isn't such a bad idea - I'll buy!

I think it would be a great book. Funny, Understanding, but no BS excuses!!! Actually lets make it two books Lori, the first dealing with the female side of the equation, the second one dealing with the male. Sequels are where the money is lol

Ok, you convinced me it's real, LOL! I have a different opinion than others in the forum I suppose because I think it is good that he didn't show. obviously the guy reads Lori's blog or she wouldn't have "baited" him. So he has an open invitation that she lays out basically saying come and get me! and she sets it to poetry no less! What man wouldnt jump at the chance to be with an attractive woman for a night of passion? LOL But he doesn't! There must be something major holding him back from something so tempting. If I were you Lori, I would see it as a good sign that he must think you are worth more than that or have better intentions towards you. But maybe for whatever reason, he cant give you more than he would like to. I also think Lori must know the reason and think it's a valid one to her if she continues to bait him. From reading her blog she doesn't seem like a pushover to me. Maybe he had a death in the family or have some kind of issues he needs to work out first. We are too quick to assume the worst of people folks! I haven't read that book but ths doesn't seem to me a case of he is just not that into her. If he was just out to serve himself for a good time he had the perfect opportunity. just my 2 cents.

Excuses, excuses. The truth is in the actions, I still maintain that. If I was interested in a woman, I'd make the time, even if it's just a 2 minute phone call, or a 1 line email, whatever, it doesn't have to be huge grand gesture all the time. Nothing short of the apocalypse or a death in my immediate family would have kept me way after reading that blog and even then, I would have still contacted her.

For the record, I never said he didn't contact me. I said he didn't show up at my door last night. Big difference.

April you're sweet...

Joe you're tough..

I do so enjoy studying the male vs. female dynamic and varying perspectives on this blog.

I welcome all opinions here as long as they aren't offensive or coming from scary trolls who are into idenity theft!

Ok, half a point for contacting you. Heading to work, have a great day all

Thank you for the info!