So I was looking at my website referrer search stats the other day for the month of March. These are the keyword phrases that random people (no I can’t tell who they are) go to Google or Yahoo search engines and type these phrases in the search box -- then my blog appears in results because somewhere on my site I have those same words – though as you will see, not always in the same context of the thing they are searching for! I’m analytical so I like reviewing these stats.

Here are a couple choice selections plus my commentary:

when should a guy call to finalize plans? -- The poor dear. If she is looking on my blog for this answer, she will be looking for a long long time. I am still waiting on a guy to finalize plans from last year.

itchy nipple -- there were over 20 searches for this key phrase so far for half the month of March. Apparently there are a lot of itchy nipples out there.

jai guru deva om bracelets -- oooh, where can I get one?

bono is sexy -- Yes, he is.

saggy balls products – Poor guy!

pocket puggles private – these are people looking for backyard breeders, don’t do it! Go to petfinder.org and adopt a homeless Puggle!

Dog ate tampon – this is a recurring search that people perform at least 10 times a month, yikes! The worst Pugsley did was his Spite and Malice routine.

how do i get my dog s erection to go away? --- See the Salty Dog entry. I hear vaseline works too. Keep in mind either way involves rubbing something on it. Not for the faint of heart.

help my pug wont quit eating her poo -- welcome to my world, though Pugsley having a more discerning taste, prefers cat shit.

what does it mean when pugs keep their tale down -- it means they are sick or sad or nervous about something!

reasons why men dont call -- Keep on searching and P.S. please come back and let me know when you figure this riddle of the Sphinx out.

bella dahl sweats -– I love mine, they have a blue star on the butt.

cervical mucous with lumps -– I know a thing or two about mucous.

bactrim and night sweats -– uh oh! I hope someone else didn’t get liver failure from taking Bactrim like I did 2 years ago!

Foot cheese – another recurring search I get every month -- but I wonder if the foot cheese they are searching for is what I consider foot cheese? Probably not.

pug butts, saggy balls, and brazillian wax pics are other popular repeat searches that I get every month.

fucking winfixer –- LOL, funny that they typed the expletive into Google. But I also feel their pain of trying to defeat the Vundo virus that causes Winfixer to keep popping up. I hope they learned reading my entry that sometimes all you can do is reformat the old C:/ drive

These ones piss me off

teacup puggle puppies sale
pugs dying of heat
tea-cup pugs
mini puggle breeders

These scare me

rubber gloved penis abuse
masturbating witches
torture wax needles
christian men messing with women in the workplace
brazilian waxing for men pictures
old women tit

These intrigue me

pug shower curtain
mating rituals of pugs
what does it mean when men lick their lips a lot
pugsley sandwiches nutritional facts
will my waxer think i m fat

These make me sad

support for sagging testicles
pug swollen face
pugs being abused
puggle sick
my pug is tired and didn t eat

These make me laugh

why do males scratch crotch
pony tails and round asses
why does my pug smells like corn chips
where can i buy ben-wa balls and delivered in two day?
why do men tug or adjust their balls
udder cream for humans
lopsided testicles
big beefy bitches
big nipps

Honorable mention category

ear puss guy squirts puss out of girlfriends ear
dirty lying bipolar whore
tuna pimple
whitehead with puss on hemorrhoid

And then there were some that were far too nasty to repeat...Let me just say --- there are some sickos out there.