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I got my first look at the new 2006 Ken doll the other day. Take a look at "Totally Cool Ken" from 10 years ago standing next to the new Ken doll of present day....
Is it just me or does the new Ken look totally gay?
I’m not sure what this whole Ken makeover is all about. We were all in shock when the announcement came Valentines Day 2004 that Barbie and Ken were breaking up. Only a couple months later she started dating the Australian surfer dude named Blaine, another one whose sexual preference I question.
Is this some ambiguous and feeble attempt to help Ken win Barbie back? Is Ken finally getting ready to come out of the closet? Will Ken and Blaine start dating in 2007 creating a whole new line of Brokeback Ken dolls or “I wish I could quit you” Kens? Is Barbie a fag hag?
I’m sorry but I simply don’t know any straight men who look like this. Note the man-purse slung over his right shoulder, the phallic bauble hanging from his neck, cropped leather jacket, and fitted cargo jeans. Seriously, could they make him look any gayer? I now understand why Barbie is 47 years old and still single.
Just for clarification on the matter, I emailed the picture to one of my gay friends, and his reply confirmed it all, "Oh my sweet baby Jesus, that may be the gayest doll ever."
Janesca commented April 6, 2006 09:15 PM
Ken is definitely GAY. With a useless lump is his pants, the poor thing.. What next? Foreign Film Ken? I feel bad for any Midge, or Skipper for that matter, that picks him up!
Lori commented April 6, 2006 10:43 PM
Janesca, you're very naughty ;)
Barb commented April 7, 2006 08:50 AM
I think your friend is right, that may be the gayest looking doll eve, what were they thinking!!
Casey commented April 7, 2006 09:31 AM
That IS the gayest doll ever - good lord!!!!
Rob commented April 7, 2006 10:09 AM
Maybe Ken was on Queer Eye and had a makeover. It looks like Carson may have taken him shopping
justaguy commented April 7, 2006 11:40 AM
it seems that ken is playing for the other team these days.
Nicole commented April 7, 2006 05:24 PM
totally gay. Barbie is still single because she don't have time to meet guys because she is too busy doing physical therapy since she is unable to stand up straight do to her horrible proportions.
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viavia commented June 25, 2006 06:18 PM
Hello,
Good work, and I agree with your opinion.
Thank you for it!
Kisses,
viavia
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