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the male brain
April 17, 2007

The following is an excerpt from a conversation I had with a male friend the other day.....

Me: "But I don't understand......I don't get it, how could he be with someone like her, what's the attraction?"

Male Friend: "Maybe she can suck the chrome off of a bumper hitch."

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To further illustrate, I found this male brain chart...and because fair is fair there's a female chart too.

Click to view bigger:

The Male Brain
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The Female Brain
brainfemale_t.jpg

Posted by Lori on April 17, 2007 10:31 PM permalink Comments (7)

 

 

johnny commented April 18, 2007 1:20 AM

I guess the question is... what was your initial misunderstanding about said relationship? What were you judging it on? The interaction between the two?

 

 

Lori commented April 18, 2007 8:01 AM

that part of the story isn't relevenat Johhny Vento, just see it for what it is, humor.

 

 

ScallyWag commented April 18, 2007 11:09 AM

As if I couldn't comment on my favorite subject......

MMMMMM....chrome is GREAT!!!!!!!!!

Adios!!!

 

 

mike commented April 18, 2007 2:02 PM

Its not the ability to, its the willingness to try. Plus the real humor here is the fact that someone has depicted the womans brain to be the same size as the mans. AND all our sex glands are in the other head, giving us 2 brains.

 

 

Lori commented April 18, 2007 10:07 PM

hey mikey, my favorite of the male brain org chart is the "Lame excuse gland"... Lame excuses like, "I lost my cell phone",
"the battery died", "I'm in a bad mood because of the weather," "I sent you a text message but your phone must not work", I got your email but it took me 2 months to read", or my personal favorite "I can sleep with you when it's convenient for me but I can't be in a relationship with you because I live with my ex girlfriend..." Yea, there should be a gland for that one. There should also be a drunk dial neuron and HOT and COLD Hemispheres that are activated and deactivated in conjunction with the dominate brain's pre and post orgasmic states.

 

 

C&G commented April 19, 2007 7:31 AM

Lori, it sounds like its time to move on...

Life is just too short! Don't you think?

It sounds like you need a new adventure, far away.

I think Antonio said it best!

 

 

johnny commented April 20, 2007 12:53 AM

Whoa... after that rant, all I can say is, sorry Lori :(

 



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