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May 28, 2007

found at Coffeypot

FOODOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Depends on my mood and craving but usually Balsamic vinaigrette, or Ranch.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. MC’Ds
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Japanese, Mexican and Italian
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 20% unless the service is exceptionally rotten.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Cheeseburgers and Spaghetti
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Eclipse and Orbits spearmint, and now SL has me hooked on Orbits Bubblemint

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Pugsley chewing on a bone in a pug fort
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. Three

BIOLOGY
Q. What’s your best feature?
A. Stomach or hair…oh and my brain

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Yes, and let’s just leave it at that….

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Sense of Smell

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Maybe 2 years ago

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. 40 pound bag of dog food

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. I have fainted a couple times and lost consciousness on my own, but never been knocked out.

BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No

Q. Is love for real?
A. Yes

Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. I wouldn’t change it

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Green and Black

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yea, bugs, hairs, seeds, stems, etc.

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. I’m not sure, I hope I did in some small way

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. No, it never needed saving

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. No

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. probably not

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Hell No!

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Maybe if I really needed the money someday or decided to stop anyway

Q. Would you pose nude in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Probably, if it was done classy

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. No!

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Noway!

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. No!

Q. Give up MySpace forever for $30,000?
A. Yes, I don’t use it now anyway

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. Its empty

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. I don’t know, I’ve never seen it and have no desire to see it

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. Both.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. Stand

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A. I have in the past, but wouldn’t want to do it again (unless of course it was a hot guy)

Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A. Too many to go and count

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. Speeding ticket

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A. Old and happy

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last friend you talked to?
A. Liam
Q: Last person you called?
A. Mark

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A. Bathroom and then walked pug

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. move into my own house

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A. the Color Purple for like the 500th time.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. I think so

Posted by Lori on May 28, 2007 10:06 PM permalink Comments (5)

 

 

coffeypot commented May 29, 2007 9:22 AM

Let's see! You won't walk down the street naked but you will pose nude in a magazine. How about if you tastefully walk down the street nude?

 

 

macguy commented May 29, 2007 11:49 AM

it was for an extra $150k maybe that was the reason.

 

 

Cynthia commented May 29, 2007 4:08 PM

Hello Lori- I thought you might find it funny to hear how we landed on your site. My sister lives in Seattle and her haircut is looking a bit like Joan Jett. (Bear with me.) So, we were going to put together a funny e-mail with her pic juxtaposed with a pic of Joan. Well, we were then thinking that, really, she looks more like Pinky Tuscadaro. The search on the web led us to your Pinky picture and your subsequent blog entries. We are the happy caretakers of The Fonz- our 8 year old fawn puggy. I LOVE his smell- love it. We love him- we would buy your cologne of course, this is sans ass juice. There's a pic of me and him on my other blog (www.wishfulknitting.blogspot.com) and of course, we have tons of pics of him. He is soooo talented, he can jump through a hoop. Our next little puggy will be a black one named Pinky. Rock on.
Sincerely,
Cindy, Jay and The Fonz

 

 

Lori commented May 29, 2007 10:01 PM

Macguy is partially right, it's for an extra 150k plus I can be a lot more graceful and classy in a still shot with pretty lighting and perhaps an airbrush than I could strutting my lily white ass down the street..

 

 

Lori commented May 29, 2007 10:04 PM

Cynthia, I love the story on how you found your way here. That is too funny and yet another reason why you have to love the internet...Thanks for sharing!

 



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