Guy Friend: “You know what your problem is?”

Me: “No, What?”

Guy Friend: “You think like a girl when it comes to relationships but you think like a guy when it comes to sex”.

Me: “But, I thought that was a good thing, you know I can see both sides..”

Guy friend: “Not when you keep finding yourself in failed relationships”

Me: “But sex is what makes the relationship failures tolerable”

Guy Friend: “You have a point there…”

Me: “I know…”

Guy: “But seriously, you need to pick a side and stay there…”

Me: “I have chosen a side”

Guy friend: “So what’s the problem?”

Me: “Blue balls is the problem..”

Guy friend: “Yeah, blue balls are enough to drive a normal person insane”

Me: "That's all I'm saying."