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things that are, and things that are not
May 14, 2008

Things that are but should not be

Long lines at Dunkin Donuts every morning that make you late for work

Dunkin Donuts makes personal pizzas now. Why? They should stick to what they know, coffee. And who eats pizza and coffee together?

Pubic hairs on toilet seats

Weekdays drag and weekends fly

Men age better than women

South Park

Injustice

5 day work weeks

Seinfeld is over

$70 to fill up my gas tank

Things that are not but should be

Dog's don't live long enough

Sugar free juice that doesn't taste like chalk

Lowfat cream cheese with chives and onions

Whole wheat everything bagels

Sugar free sherbert

Scratch and sniff computer screens

Miniature sushi

Mandatory jail time and maximum penalties for animal cruelty

Claiming pets as dependents on tax returns

A cure for cancer

Posted by Lori on May 14, 2008 10:14 PM permalink Comments (2)

 

 

macGuy commented May 15, 2008 11:50 AM

wait a minute -- you can't claim pets?

 

 

Lori commented May 15, 2008 9:41 PM

I forgot another thing that isnt but SHOULD be....the Love Boat and Fantasy Island collection on DVD!!

 



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