If there was one thing in my life I would swear by with a degree of surety only rivaled by that of my love and loyalty to Pugsley, it would be that I have seen and could recite every line from every Seinfeld episode ever aired...but last night I was proven wrong.

How could this be? I've been consuming every line, gesture, and comic irony for close to 20 years.

I was flipping through the 11:00 reruns on TBS and I quickly realized it was one episode that didn't look familiar to me at all. Normally I know the beginning, middle, ending and all the classic one liners in between within the first couple seconds.

But not this time.

It was the one where Elaine strains her neck trying to get a bike down from the wall. In pain she promises the bike to whoever fixes her neck. Kramer saves the day and wants the bike. Neuman ends up as the arbitrator. George is angry when Susan's cousin chooses to name her baby with the name he planned to give his first offspring so in retaliation he declares that they are naming their first child "Seven". Meanwhile Kramer works out an arrangement with Jerry to keep track of what he takes from Jerry's kitchen and Jerry's girlfriend mysteriously always wears the same dress.

How I ever missed this one I have no idea.

And more importantly what else might I have missed in my arrogant display of false certainty?

It just goes to show no matter how sure you are of something, you can always be wrong.

Disturbing...