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I might need glasses.....or something
July 9, 2009

I was merrily scrolling through the TV Guide channel tonight with my clicker and at first glance I thought the movie, "the Savages" said the Sausages. Then I scrolled down a bit further and misread "the Forsaken" as the Foreskin.

A few hours later I was on the yahoo homepage looking at the days top 10 popular searches and I thought it was really odd that #7 was deep throat. Only upon a 2nd closer squinted look at the monitor did I realize that it wasn't deep throat at all....it was strep throat.

Not sure what all of that means, but I have a couple strong theories.

Posted by Lori on July 9, 2009 1:53 AM permalink Comments (8)

 

 

emily the biker pug commented July 9, 2009 4:29 AM

Hmm...:)

 

 

Jimmy Jam commented July 9, 2009 10:12 AM

dirty mind

 

 

Kelly commented July 9, 2009 10:30 AM

LOL! okay it might be time for a trip to the eye doctor girl!!

By the way am loving the michael jackson tunes you added, so many great memories!!

 

 

Jimmy Jam commented July 9, 2009 10:33 AM

How do i make the jackson music stop??

 

 

Lori commented July 9, 2009 10:37 AM

Jimmy Jam commented July 9, 2009 10:33 AM

How do i make the Jackson music stop??

If you wish to not hear music in the background, you can click the big round stop button on the playlist or you can simply turn your computer's volume down while surfing my site.

Sorry, it's staying up for a while.

 

 

John Coffey commented July 9, 2009 3:09 PM

You need glasses because you aren't getting enough...uh...sausage, deep throat or foreskin. Get a man and get laid and your eyesight will drastically improve. And if he does it right you may be able to see a hair on a gnat’s ass a mile away.

 

 

Becky commented July 9, 2009 3:46 PM

You are the same age that I was when I got glasses. I prefer contacts, monovison to be exact. One is for close up , the other is for distance. Those were just too funny!

 

 

SWM commented July 9, 2009 3:53 PM

My money is on the "or something"

 



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